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Anyway, welcome back to the Literal Booker Legacy!!
Previously: Yvonne and Andrea graduated college and got jobs in their respected fields. They rushed a wedding and immediately conceived their first born, aptly named Wynne, after Dianna Wynne Jones. Yvonne then lost her job and ended up pregnant with their second child, who was delivered at the end of the chapter!
Introducing the second born!
This is little Austen! Named after the Romantic (the
movement, not the genre) author Jane Austen (yes it’s another girl!). Jane
Austen is famous for her books Pride and
Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility,
Persuasion, Emma, etc. Often considered the pioneer of feminist works, her
works are often considered sardonic and a sarcastic attempt at writing a
romance (the genre, not the movement) piece.
She’s also famous for creating Mr Darcy, who is considered
the pinnacle of male characters.
Aw! Are you jumping
for joy because you have a little sister?
Wynne: “No! I’m
trying to overheat so the social worker comes…”
You’re… an evil
child. My God. Because you have competition for heirdom, you’d rather just end
the legacy completely?
Wynne: “Eh.”
Andrea: “I’m so happy
you’re here.”
You weren’t exactly
overjoyed of her announcement.
Andrea: “People can
change.”
Considerably.
Andrea: “Mama’s
little girl! I wuv you!”
Andrea has taken to
motherhood like a duck to water. Maybe it’s because she didn’t have to carry the
babies herself.
Hmmm…
Andrea: “Don’t you
dare! I’ll leave this legacy if you get me pregnant!”
Alright, alright.
Two’s a perfect number for this generation even if they are the same gender…
The truth is Andrea
was taking care of Austen because Yvonne literally had to work an hour after
giving birth.
Wynne: “Mommy!
Mommy!”
Yvonne: “Why aren’t
you in bed?”
Wynne: “Skill
building.”
She’s mastered logic.
Maybe she’ll be a Knowledge sim too…
Yvonne: “I don’t know
what I’m happier about: having my bathrobe back or holding this little one.”
Probably the
bathrobe, you’re attached to that thing.
OH GOD PLEASE DON’T
DIE PLEASE DON’T DIE!
*Pterodactyl screech*
Yvonne: “I lived!”
Oh, thank God!
Wynne: “Mommy! Please
don’t do that again!”
Agreed… wait for
Andrea to come home, she has the higher mechanical skill.
The next day Wynne
comes home with an A+. I guess the traumatising event of watching her mother be
electrocuted didn’t rattle her too much.
Wynne, quietly:
“Mama! I got an A+!”
Time for another baby
to grow up! Andrea’s really taking charge with Austen’s development. It must be
the regret of missing so much of Wynnie’s toddler-hood.
Or maybe it’s because
Andrea knows that Austen would end up looking almost identical to her. She’s
also a Pisces too… It must be an intuition thing.
Austen is fairly neat, shy, a little outgoing, serious, but very nice! Such a contrast from her 1 nice point older sister.
Yvonne is still
constantly either platinum or gold so she’s the only one who gives the
radioactive milk to the babies.
Yvonne: “Can you say
mo-mm-y?”
Austen: *shakes head*
Yvonne: “Baby steps,
baby steps.”
Wynne autonomously
started playing peekaboo with Austen.
What gives?
Wynne: “Keep your
friends close but your enemies closer.”
Enemies? She’s your baby sister!
Austen: “Enenamwies!”
Austen: *giggle*
Yvonne: “Bath time
for baby!”
Yvonne: “Rub a dub
dub!”
Andrea: “Come to
mama, baby!”
I think she needs a
bit more guidance first, Andrea.
Andrea: *sigh*
“Right, back to the beginning.”
Andrea: “Come to
Mama! Good girl!”
Wynne: “It’s raining
outside?!”
Wynne: “I hate rain!”
Double birthdays!
Oldest baby goes
first!
Into the troublesome
teenagehood she goes!
You’re gorgeous,
Wynnie!
Wynne: “Aww, yeah!”
She rolled Fortune
with a LTW of becoming a Hall of Famer, and her turn ons are brown hair and
facial hair, and her turn off is black hair. I guess she wants a little more
variation in her genetics.
Next up is Austen!
And now Andrea and
Yvonne can focus a little more on their careers.
A one and a two and-
Austen: “Hands!”
Wynne: “Did you pick
my outfit?”
I did.
Wynne: “I love it!”
You’re so pretty, Wynnie…
I would absolutely make you heir right now if I wasn’t so determined for
equality in voting.
Wynne: “Ugh, sucking
up does nothing!”
I made the bedroom a
little bigger and made Wynne’s side a bit more sporty even though she looks the
exact opposite of a sporty person… But, appearances are always deceiving.
Austen: “Am I cute?”
Of course you are, little Austen!
Wait, so you went to
bed and then as soon as you woke up you went to go find a job?
Wynne: “I want to be
an overachiever.”
That only works if
you get to the top of your career, y’know.
Wynne: “You don’t
think I’ll be able to.”
No, no! I… Never
mind. If you think this will win you points in the heir race then go for it.
A nice little Sunday
morning picture: Andrea serving omelettes whilst Yvonne and Austen have a
little bonding time.
Austen: “Hey, Mama?
Where do babies come from?”
Wynne: “…”
Andrea: “That’s… Uh…
You… Um… You’ll learn when you get older.”
Yvonne: “Smooth.”
Wynne: “Hey, Austen,
gimme your hands.”
Austen: “Um…”
Austen: “I don’t
think so… you might hurt me.”
Wynne: “All I want to
do is play a little game with you, Austen.”
Austen: “Let’s play
catch outside then! It’s nice and warm!”
Wynne: *sigh*
“Alright.”
Austen: “Don’t throw
too hard though!”
Wynne: *chuckle*
“Sure!”
Whoa!
Austen: *shriek*
Austen: “Hey! I said
don’t throw it too hard!”
Wynne: “Heh heh,
sorry!”
I know you’re not
really sorry, Wynnie.
Wynne: “I said I was sorry.”
Hmm…
Wow! Lobster
thermidor? When did you master cooking?
Wynne: “Just now. Be
amazed by my culinary skills!”
Uh… WYNNE!
Wynne: “OH MY GOD NO!
IF I BURN THE HOUSE DOWN, I’LL NEVER BE HEIR!”
NEVER MIND THAT, CALL
THE FIRE BRIGADE!
Andrea: “OHMYGOD, WHERE’S
THE FIRE ALARM!?”
Yvonne: “GRAY,
WHERE’S OUR FIRE ALARM?!”
Alright… So… this
might have been my fault completely…
At least, Andrea
called the fire brigade so no more damage can be done!
Wynne: “Dang frammit…
Why am I cleaning this up?”
Look, I rectified my
mistake and put the fire alarm back. Who knows Wynne, this might look good for
you. It adds some humility.
Wynne: “You think
so?”
Sure… why not?
After that disastrous ending I think we'll call it quits here!
See you next chapter!!
Another girl oops, I got it wrong again!
ReplyDeleteI have to say Wynne is growing on me. She's really gorgeous! But I'm not going to rule Austen out just yet!
Yup! This generation was female-centric lmfaO
DeleteWynne's adorable, it's hard for her not to grow on you hehe