Whilst I share your
enthusiasm for the Glee soundtrack, Kwan, I need you to unclog the toilet for
me.
Kwan: “Why do I have to do this?”
Your sibling’s
“skilling”.
Kwan: “What does that mean!?”
Kim: “This juicer is magnificently powerful! Like a true beast!”
Maid: “Sure, kid.”
This is just an
ordinary day in the Booker’s household.
Murakami: “No, Kwan, being gay doesn’t mean I’ll wear a dress. Do I
look like a drag queen to you!?”
Kwan: “Dude, you don’t
want me to answer that.”
Murakami: “Let me just fill Autumn’s bowl before I leave.”
Leave? Where are you
going?
Murakami: “College! Cute college boys here I come!”
Bye Murakami! I’ll
see you very soon.
Murakami: “I don’t get any rest from you do I?”
Nope, sorry. Hehe.
Kwan: “So Dad, that just leaves me and Kim. You feelin’ old yet?”
Dante: “Don’t bully your father, son.”
Blair: “Score! My bed is still here! My children were conceived
here!”
…
Blair why can I see
your midriff?
Blair: “I’m trying something new. What do you think?”
I think I’m horrified.
This household is
CHAOS! I’ve missed it so much.
Soooo… Funny story,
true story – Kim is actually friends with Kwan but Kwan has a negative
relationship with them.
So.
I’m making them both
hang out to up their relationship.
Guess which one is
the knowledge sim. Hint, it’s not the one smiling.
Ah, this looks more
like it.
Kim: “Homework’s for squares.”
Kwan: “You’re just saying that because you struggle.”
Kim: “… No!”
Ladies and gents,
allow me to introduce my performance piece – Teen Struggles.
Kwan: “Why won’t you take a photo of me? I’m not struggling.”
That’s not fun, Kwan.
Andrej: “I’ve never been approached in the bathroom before.”
Andrej: “No, we don’t flirt
in the bathroom! It’s disgusting!”
Kim: “Geez, okay.”
Andrej: “No flirting in the bathroom.”
Pillowfights are okay
outside though.
Sims.
Kim: “I’ve been humiliated today! I need retribution in the form of
a cute boyfriend!”
And once again, I
donated $5,000 to the Matchmaker’s funds.
Okay, he’s either a
face 2 OR he’s a broken template. Either way Abhijeet might just be the one.
Holy cow!
Kim: “Wow, you’re hot!”
Abhijeet: “So are you!”
A three bolter
couple! Please don’t let Abhijeet be a broken fact template, I beg!
This is the easiest
date I’ve ever watched over.
Well, Kim finally had
their first kiss. So, I suppose that’s a success.
W-wait. What are you
two doing?
N-NO! Not again! I
can’t have a Ryman situation again PLEASE!
Why are you still
outside!?
Kwan: “If I go inside, I’d have to pass them… No thank you.”
Kim: “How long have you been dating Cathy again?”
Kwan: “We’re waiting till we get married!”
Kwan: “My sibling is the worst.”
Dante: “What are you doing? I want to kiss you.”
Phil: “I passed by our children talking in the hallway and I think…
they need to have the birds and the bees chat.”
Dante: “No.”
Phil: “Yes.”
Dante: “No, they are still children. La-la-la-la!”
Go away, please.
Heath: “No.”
This is it! The last
Booker heir to age into an elder!
Here comes Tes and
Kami to divulge in the celebrations!
Waters: “I wouldn’t miss my baby brother becoming old and grey
before me.”
You seem oddly
relaxed for someone who’s inching closer to death.
Dante: “You don’t understand. My job is done. I have produced three
suitable potential heirs and all I have to is sit back and wait.”
True. I guess I’d be
pretty chill too then.
Phil: “Son? You look different.”
Murakami: “Yeah, I’m in college now, Dad. You saw me leave?”
Phil: “No.”
Just ignore him, Phil
doesn’t like to reminded that he’s getting old, obviously.
You know, the outfit
isn’t bad but… The shorts have to go.
Dante: “And I still have the nail polish on!”
Why is he so cute as
an elder!?
Dante: “You don’t find me repulsive now that I’m old, do you?”
Phil: “Are you kidding? You’re still smokin’ hot, babe.”
Phil: “Here, let me show you.”
Aw! Look at Autumn
taking a mid-morning nap on Dante and Phil’s bed.
But she very
desperately needs a bath.
Dante: “Don’t splash me!”
I love how she’s kept
the dress on for this. Apparently the dogs do that in TS4 as well as I have
discovered...
Dante: “You’ve been a good girl. Want to go for a walk?”
Autumn: “YES!”
Dante: “Of course you do!”
Autumn: “Keep the scritches comin’, old man!”
Dante: “I was watching that you little brat.”
Kwan: “I cannot miss this episode. The main couple is about to
break up because the girl cheated on her boyfriend.”
Dante: “How you can stand that drivel I don’t know.”
*cough* Forest Miguel
*cough*
Kwan: “Oh this is just so unnecessary.”
Kim: “You missed my little thing that showed that I became an
overachiever.”
Yeah…
Kim: “Why?”
I’m terrible.
Kim: “Yeah, you are.”
Waters: “I feel like I live here more than my own house now!”
Murakami: “Auntie Tes, you did
live here… You grew up here…”
Waters: “You know what I mean!”
I guess these two
coming around for a party means one thing!
Kwan, couldn’t you
have waited? There’s cake sitting on the counter.
Kwan: *scoff*
Phil: “Hooray!”
I missed the blowing
out of the candles because I am terrible…
Where is his husband
I hear you ask?
Asleep.
Nice one, Dan. At
least I’m there watching Phil age up!
Phil: “Oh my back!”
Aw, he looks
charming!
I think Dil? Phante?
Are the cutest couple I’ve ever had.
Murakami: “What’s up with you?”
Waters: “We had a break-in when we were at college. I’m still angry
about it.”
Murakami: “…Cool.”
And here they are! My
final elder couple of the legacy! This is a huge milestone!
They are too cute and
I am so happy for them!
Dante: “Who’s the slob who left a stinking bag of cookies out?”
That would be Kwan.
Ladies and gents,
allow me to present Dante smustling near the compost in his PJs.
Embrace it.
Lilly: “Aw, aren’t you a good dog? Every time I come by this house
they always have a new dog.”
Waters: “Nice. Digging holes in your PJs lil bro?”
Dante: “Not now, Tes.”
Dante: “Aw, who am I kidding? It’s always nice to see you.”
Kwan: “Hey, Kim, lemme give you a gift before I leave!”
Kim: “Leave me alone, Kwan!”
Kim: “Ow! OW! Kwan, that hurts! Dick!”
Kwan: “Ha! Are you gonna cry to Papa and Dad?”
Kim: “I can’t wait for you to leave.”
Kwan: “You’ll miss me when I go.”
Kim: “I don’t think so.”
That’s right. It’s
time for Kwan to leave for college.
*sniff*
They’re growing up so
fast.
Phil: “NO! My baby is leaving for college!”
Phil: “Be safe, son.”
Kwan: “Well, this is goodbye Gray. No more narrations of my
day-to-day life. No more constantly being watched whilst I flirt with my
girlfriend. No more-“
You know I’m
following you to college, right?
*slam*
Oop. Tough crowd.
Phil: “Just one left to go.”
Dante: “We really nailed this parenting thing!”
Your nephew just left
for college and you’re playing the guitar?
Waters: “And?”
Elizabeth: “They won’t talk to me. Ugh, it makes me want them
more.”
They’re gay so…
You’re not their type AT ALL Elizabeth. Maybe in my next legacy.
Elizabeth: “No. I don’t care if you’re their aunt. I was here
first.”
Waters: “What on Earth are you talking about?”
Kim: *blissfully unaware*
Phil, do you remember
what happened to your father-in-law on your wedding night?
Phil: “No, I was at work.”
No, he got abducted
when you and Dante were… y’know.
Regardless, get in
the house. Now.
I think Autumn misses
Kami!
Also why is she
stinky again!?
Kim: “I’m such a stud. Who wouldn’t want to get with this?”
Kim: “Oh hell yeah, I’m so cute.”
They kind of are
cute, folks. No lies here.
Kim: “Oof, why does Autumn smell like week old garbage?”
Because she was rolling
in week old garbage?
Kim: “Ugh, this problem is so difficult! What even is algebra
anymore! Kwan, what did you get?”
Kim: “Oh… Right.”
Oop.
Kim: “Dang, he was right. I do
miss him.”
I’m making a PSA.
STOP MAKING LOBSTER THERMIDOR!
Dante: “Kim’s a growing teen. They need all the food they can get.”
There’s plenty of
food in the fridge, Dan.
Kim: “Oh, hey, Abhijeet. You wanna come over? I’d love to see you
again too, yeah.”
Blair: “M’wife.”
Christie: “I’M STILL ON THE FENCE ABOUT YOU, PHIL!”
Phil: “You’ve been dead for years!”
Christie: “MUAHAHAHAHA!”
Kim: “Oh, hey Grandpa.”
Looks like Kim’s a
lot more enthused to see Abhijeet today.
Kim: “I want you to meet my parents. Is that okay?”
Abhijeet: “Does this mean we’re getting serious?”
Kim: “Sure, if you want.”
Kim: “Dad, this is my boyfriend, Abhijeet.”
Phil: “Well, aren’t you strapping? I can see why my child chose
you.”
Kim: “And this is my Papa, Dante.”
Dante: “Oh! You must be the handsome devil my child has chosen as
his running partner.”
Abhijeet: “Sorry?”
Kim: “Ignore him. He’s going senile.”
Abhijeet: “Funny. Now I’ve met your parents, I feel this super deep
connection to you.”
Kim: “Me too. Is this love?”
Abhijeet: “It must be.”
Kim: “Sweet. It feels… really nice.”
Abhijeet: “This lobster is delicious, thank you Kim.”
Kim: “Oh, no problem at all.”
Kim: “Oh, dear God, he’s a slob.”
He’s cute though!
Abhijeet: “Kim, have I ever told you how smokin’ you are?”
Kim: “You’ve mentioned it a few times.”
Dante: *looks on disapprovingly*
Wh-what are you two doing in Christie and Blair’s room?
OH!
OH MY GOODNESS!
I’m just gonna-
I’ll be out here
whilst you desecrate your grandparents’ bed, Kim!
I hope you’re proud
of yourself.
Kim: “I always am.”
Christie: “YES! Our bed is still here!”
Blair: “I love our bed!”
You won’t love what
your youngest grandchild did in it though.
Christie: “YOU’RE THE ONE WHO DEFILED MY GRANDCHILD!”
Abhijeet: “AAAAAAAH!”
Abhijeet: “Don’t kill me. Please.”
Abhijeet: “Oh, sweet merciful Jesus.”
Phil: “Today is a good day, my love.”
Dante: “Indeed it is.”
Why today? Well.
Kim’s going off to college!
Which means that this
generation is coming to a close and it also means HEIR POLL TIME!
Phil: “Love you, Kim!”
Kim: “I’m not so sure about this…”
You’ll love it there.
Lots of cute boys.
Kim: “Well…”
Dante: “Bye, Kim! Be safe!”
Kim: “See ya around, Gray.”
You too, kiddo.
THERE THEY GO!
Dante: “Phil… You don’t think we’re too old now, do you?”
Phil: “Aha! On the contrary.”
Phil: “You make me feel so
young...”
Dante: “You’re such a
cheese ball.”
Phil: “You make me feel like
spring has sprung!”
Dante: “Ah, you know just what to do to make me feel better.”
Phil: “Always, love. Always.”
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