Ah, it seems like Ioan had a rough first day at school.
“Teachers can be so
annoying sometimes…”
Rude.
I can see where Uriah
and Zico get their nose-in-a-book attitude from. Shockingly, it’s NOT Uziel!
Logan: “EEEK!”
Bella: “What?”
You’re spooking your
own grandson, you demon!
Bella: “Oh, darling, he’s seen stranger things!”
Nooo… I don’t think
so…
Johnny: “It’s okay, Logie Bear. Your Grandma Bella isn’t long for
this world.”
She’s already dead,
Johnny… She can’t die again!
Well, it seems like
Johnny’s misplaced sentiments has definitely improved Logan’s hesitance with
Bella.
He invited her to
boogie with him!
Bella: “You just cannot dance like this in the afterlife, darling!”
Oh… That’s what
Johnny meant by “she’s not long for this world”. I’m half-tempted to strengthen
her connection but perhaps it’s for the best? Bella and Judy have spent their
time in this world and it’s time for them to just rest in peace.
PRAISE! There’s only
one baby left in the house!
Johnny: “This is a spoon.”
Logan: “I am sus.”
Darcy: “What gives, big bro? You get married and have a family and
suddenly you’re too good for your siblings?”
Uziel: “You try having seven children in a row, Darcy! See how you
like it!”
Darcy: “Alright, fine…”
Darcy: “I would still have time to visit my family.”
Dude, I’ll have you
abducted. Don’t you make Uziel feel guilty for no reason!
OOOOHHHH YEEEEEAAAH!
And he maxes logic
too! Uziel is a wizard!
Now, let’s see if he
can max his career…
Can you smell that?
It’s the smell of independence and no more diapers!
Uriah: “But first, it’s me!”
It’s time to have the
first teen in the house!
I totally effed up
hardcore so…
Here is Uriah’s
aspiration which is Friend of the World and his new trait is clumsy!
It’s funny. He has
Johnny’s nose and lips and somehow, SOMEHOW!, he looks just like Uziel…
Zoha: “Leather jackets are for squares, Uriah.”
Sorry but I actually
felt my heart squeeze when this popped up. Eva and Ewan are so cute!
More teenagers! More
teenagers!
Soon, I’ll be
announcing the heir that Excel’s randomiser has chosen for me!
Logan: “Ham n cheeeeese!”
Logan: “I am empty inside.”
I think he wanted the
PB&J more…
The problem with
having so many kids is that you’ll click on one randomly and find them breaking
down at the computer.
Obviously the typing
game is just too much for little Eva.
Johnny: “It’s much better to play dolls with someone else.”
Eva: “… Daddy… You haven’t been playing with our dollhouse on your
own, have you?”
Johnny: “Nooooooo!”
I kept hearing
sniffling as I was sending everyone to bed and I discovered that both Zico and
Zoha are crying themselves to sleep.
Either they had
another argument oooor they’re sad about growing up soon.
YOUNG ADULT?!
Eva.
Eva, pls.
Eva: “Lets feed the grass flour and chocolate syrup!”
It doesn’t need it!
EVA, PLEASE!
Uziel: “As the great songstress Ariana Grande would say: one last
time.”
Another whiz kid (I
was going to make him creative until I realised Zico was the only whiz kid so I
evened it out hehehe) and he’s gotten glutton as a random trait. Huh.
Nearly all of the
toddlers have grown up really well too! Even with a house full of kids, I’m
still the best at raising them!
Zico. Boi.
I was about to admit
that I didn’t know that kids could get ill but then when I played the doctor
career from GTW, I remembered that kids were the majority of the patients
lmfao!
Thank god there’s a
mini playground near the house so I don’t have to send Eva and Ewan far to
progress in their aspiration.
Uziel: “If one of my sons takes over the family, I’ll never rest
peacefully in the afterlife, Jack.”
Uriah: “Dad, I’m right behind you.”
Eva: “Land ho!”
Zico: “I don’t think it’s fair to call Ms Caliente that, Eva.”
Ewan: “Wait, which Ms Caliente? The pretty ones or the old one?”
Uriah: “Urie, you are a legend. You are the coolest guy. Everyone
wants to be your friend, Urie.”
Is the pep talk
working, bud?
Uriah: “GRAY! Were you watching me?”
I’m always watching, Urie.
Zoha: “Hey, Uncle Jack, maybe you should give Zico some pointers on
how to be a grateful loser when I become heiress.”
Zico: “Or maybe you should teach Zoha to be less of a bi-“
Jack: “Uh… UZIEL!?”
Uziel: “Hey, Jack! You bonding with the kiddos?”
Jack: “Sure…”
Eva’s such a good big
sister – she’s completed her aspiration so she’s helping Logan with his.
Logan: “You do realise that’s check, right?”
Eva: “Ah. Hm.”
Uziel: “Who would’ve guessed that the best kid isn’t even a simian.”
Ioan: “Why thank you, Daddy.”
I know this just
means that Johnny’s reached serenity or whatever but… to me it just reads that
his head’s empty enough to reach mindfulness in a house full of children.
Ioan: “Ha ha, being a pirate is so much fun!”
Bella: “Judy, there’s an alien in my house! I miss you!”
It’s Judy’s turn to
fade away.
Logan’s first day at elementary school and Uriah starts high school!
Zico randomly is
given Master Vampire as his aspiration. Thanks Excel.
Zico: “Me? A vampire?”
Uriah: “What a joke, right?”
Zoha wants to be a
mixologist! I guess Grandma Judy really rubbed off on her!
Also, she’s unflirty
which is the funniest thing to me.
I THINK YOU TWO NEED
TO SWAP ASPIRATIONS!?
Zoha: “Say badass!”
Y’all. Y’all…
Thank you to the
teenagers for doing your homework together!
The hell you are,
Judy.
Johnny: “I know you boys are clearing up but this is my jam so…”
Zoha and Eva have to
stick together seeing as they’re the only two girls in the household.
Logan: “A monster, you say?”
Logan: “Let me tell you the story about the farmer and the magic
beans.”
Meanwhile in the
background his siblings are freaking the feck out!
Of course Logan would
be the one to make friends with the monster under the bed…
Uziel: “I mean, this is just lavender disinfectant in water so…”
Yeah, but the kids
think it works so it works!
CHRIST ALIVE!
Judy: “I am haunting you!”
Judy, I swear to God,
girl.
I am losing my mind
with these kids. They cannot age up fast enough honestly.
Zoha: “Oooh look at me, I’m Logan. I’m the youngest and I think I’m
so cool because I’m the baby!”
Zoha: *blows raspberries*
Logan: “Alright, Zoha…”
The twins who cause
trouble together get punished together.
Luckily, Ioan is
about to become a teenager, meaning there are only three children left in the
household!
Ioan is an outgoing
music lover who wants to be a public enemy.
I can name a few
people in modern history who this describes lmfao.
I accidentally left
whims on whilst playing another household and Ioan had the whim to go ice
skating since the rink was so close to home.
He seemed confident
until he stepped onto the ice.
Ioan: “Wait, hang on! I’m getting it!”
Ioan: “Wheeeee!”
Uriah: “Ooh look at me, I’m Zico and I’m blond and pretty and a
total four-eyes! Eeeeeuuuugh!”
Uriah: “Suck my d, Zico.”
Zico: “Ahahaha… I’ll kill you.”
Ioan hadn’t returned
home after ice skating and I found him doing his homework on the bench nearby.
Ioan: “This is the closest to peace and quiet that I’ve ever had!”
Uziel: “I need a vacation!”
Ugh, fine. You need a
day to get your skills up anyway so take your take vacation day.
There. Don’t ever say
I don’t do anything for you, Uziel.
That seems like a
really intense way of playing the sims, Uziel.
Uziel: “They won’t eat the food! EAT THE FOOD!”
Uriah, whatever you
do, don’t turn around.
Ewan must be hitting
the terrible tween years.
There goes Ioan, off
to high school.
Look at that. All of
those greyed out faces. It’s so beautiful.
Zico: “I’m glad you love yourself, Zo, but I really need to
shower.”
Zoha: “Don’t be such a dweeb, Zee.”
Eva finds that
playing on the pirate ship alone is far better than playing with her brothers.
This is what Johnny
calls a “masterpiece”. Johnny. Please.
Oh God, I’m so close
to ending this generation my heart physically aches lmfao
Nearly all of the
Andersons are present, except for Eva who is unable to join them due to a lack
of seating.
With the next day
being Winterfest, I let all of the kids help Uziel decorate the tree. I did a
different colour scheme this year, red and gold and white.
Zoha: “Yes! I love Winterfest!”
And I thought Eva was
the gloomy one.
Uziel gets to making
the grand meal, a simple turkey dinner, and the festivities end with everyone
having a really good day!
I feel like I should
know these kids better. I believe this is Logan but it could very well be Ewan.
Regardless, Logan or Ewan did this of his own volition which is very endearing.
Clearly Logwan wants
to get his manners up!
The next day Uziel is
back to cooking from scratch. Since I have Snowy Escape, it introduced matcha
tea cake which I am MAD for so…
Ewan and Eva had to
use it for their birthday!
Spy Logan being a
little s-word in the background.
Ewan goes first, as
he was born first.
Ewan gets the active
trait and wants to be a chief of mischief.
Eva’s up next and
Zoha is very excited for her little sister to age up. Perhaps the two of them
can go on ventures to San Myshuno or something for karaoke nights. That’d be
fun.
Eva rolls the
kleptomaniac trait and her aspiration is fabulously wealthy.
Definitely a range of
characteristics in this family.
Uriah!
Because the twins
don’t have school after growing up I sent them to the ice rink to have a little
bit of fun.
Eva: “Eat my dust, Ewan!”
Judy, what the hell,
man!?
Judy: “This place is a mess!”
You’re the one who
broke everything!
Oh my God finally!
Soon we’ll be able to find out who our randomised heir is!
The twins start their
first day of high school.
Way to make an
impression, Eva – stealing books from your school is a one way ticket to
getting kicked out.
Ewan: “Gotta take a snap of my mac and cheese for the ‘gram!”
Who is this child!?
Where did she come from!? Why are you making a mess in my house?!
Zico, please pull
yourself together.
Zico: “But I’m so embarrassed.”
And I’m embarrassed
for you, bro.
Eva braves the cold
to get her painting skills up so she can secure an A when she returns to school
after the weekend.
And I leave you with
this lovely picture – Having a big family actually does make New Year’s Eve
feel more fun and eventful, especially when all the kids start singing Auld
Lang Syne.
See you in the next chapter!
I love Zico and Zoah's make-overs. They both look great! Poor Zoha with that winterfest gift, but funny. You are so close to having all teens. You've done really well. I don't know if you'll ever come back to the family, but you did have some characters for sure!
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