Aaaaand welcome back to the Literal Booker Legacy!!!
Today we start of this chapter with a sad note: both Yvonne and Andrea have left this world and have thus left the Booker family reign to Austen and Cherry. How will the two fair raising three teenage kids and a toddler?
Aaaaand we start this
chapter off with a good old police-burglar fight!
COME ON, COPPER!
Oh. My. God.
Cop: “Oops.”
OOPS!? OOPS!? You’re
letting a criminal get away!
I’ll have you know
that this family has a lot of family members in very high places! Including
being your boss!
Cop: “You don’t have to rub my failure in.”
… Well, you didn’t
have to fail, either.
Hello.
This is Veronica
Hutchins, and she’s about to become very
important.
Meanwhile, Austen is
teaching Atwood how to talk.
Ahahahah! That
sentence is so weird to say!
Atwood isn’t having
any of it, however.
Atwood: “Mama, no.”
Austen: “She already disagrees with me!”
Hey, Lawrence, you’re
talking to your uncle?
Lawrence: “My what now?”
He’s related to
Cherry… somehow.
Lawrence: “Oh… Oh my God. Rodney, you need to leave.”
Rodney: “What? Why?”
Oh! Lawrence, that’s your uncle!
Lawrence: “Well, I know that now!”
Anyway, to rid that
situation out of my head, let’s have a birthday!
Atwood is finally
becoming a child!
She’s so excited!
And with a wiggle!
She becomes an
adorable child!
Lawrence, sobbing: “I can’t believe I almost hit on my own uncle!”
LAWRENCE, NOT NOW.
Austen: “My baby’s all grown up and my moms are dead!”
Everyone is just so
happy tonight, huh?
As there isn’t enough
space in the kids’ bedroom right now, Atwood is bunking in Yvonne and Andrea’s
room.
And to be cute, here
is a picture of the sisters bonding.
Cherry, I know that
face; you’re not having another baby.
Cherry: “But why not?”
Ahfdhsgfkjdahg, YOU
HAVE FOUR KIDS. I actually had a nightmare that you two had like seven children
and I just wanted to die forever.
Yeah, I dream about
my sims.
I call this picture:
Gray forgets that Austen has a favourable like towards redheads.
Atwood has like one
nice point and she takes it out on her very nice mother.
Austen: *yelps*
Austen:
“Why you little…”
Atwood: “Haha! This is fun, mommy!”
Dang, what a cute
face. Sucks for you, Austen.
Bronte: “Hey, Mom, is it okay if I go out tonight with Justin?”
Cherry: “Sure, I don’t see why not. I’ve never met this boy, but
I’m sure he’s nice.”
Cherry!
Bronte: “Oh, hell yeah!”
Cherry: “Well, at least she’s happy.”
Bronte: “I got the all clear!”
Bronte: “Come pick me up!”
That’s a swank car
for a teenager.
Bronte: “His family’s loaded.”
So is yours and you
don’t have a car like that.
Bronte: “Don’t follow me.”
I cannot. Be safe!
Have fun!
Bronte: “Sayonara, Gray!”
Cherry: “I have three teenage children and not one can be bothered
to clean up after Jake!”
Aha! Jake’s a dog!
Cherry: “Yes?”
And Finn’s a human.
Cherry: “What?”
Aha… Ha..
Cherry, what are you
doing now?
Cherry: “Cleaning up the nursery before I lock the door for good.”
Cherry: “No more babies to play with this chest for a while…”
*sniff*
Cherry: “I mean, we still have tim-“
No.
Cherry: “But-“
Absolutely not! No
more babies! Neither of you are family sims!
Austen: “Where did these flowers come from?”
Bronte’s dream date.
Austen: “She’s learning from the best.”
Bronte: “Stupid acne!”
Bronte: “No one will want to kiss me with these ickies on my face!”
Mount Versimvius has
made a comeback?
Bronte: “What? No. That’s lame, Gray.”
But your aunt-
Bronte: “Snooze! I don’t care!”
You have seven nice points!
Good morning, Cherry!
Cherry: “I must be getting old, this helicopter is stupidly loud.”
Cherry: “I’m getting old!”
Oh, Cherry, it
happens to everyone…
And Austen has taken
up a new hobby since her mothers’ have passed.
I usually hate fishing
because once you get one sim doing it, they ALL do it.
But, this definitely
makes it worth it.
What’s the verdict,
Atwood?
Atwood: “An A+, obviously!”
Atwood: “Mommy! Look at me!”
Atwood: “I got an A+!”
Austen: “I must be one with the fish.”
Oh no, another victim
for Bronte.
Care to explain this?
Bronte: “I could but then we’d both be late and I could lose my
scholarships?”
Oh, just go!
Bronte has reached
the top her career, she is an overachiever! Way to go, Bronte!
Hardy: “I saved a kid’s life today!”
Hardy: “My Veronica senses are tingling.”
Oh kay, that’s weird…
Veronica: “Hey, cutie!”
Hardy: “She thinks I’m cute!”
Not cute enough,
though.
Hardy: “But, why man?”
Veronica: “We’re not at that level, you gotta romance me a little
more.”
This is
foreshadowing.
Hardy: “Your dress really brings out the green in your eyes.”
Veronica: “You’re so sweet!”
Hardy: “I dunno if you can tell, but I really like you.”
Veronica: “Really? Little old me?”
I see you, romance
sim. I see you.
Well,
at least this time is successful.
Hardy: “You know what would be cool?”
Veronica: “What?”
Hardy: “If you were my girl?”
Veronica: “I’d like that.”
Would you?
Would you!?
Frickin’ called it!
She’s a dang Romance sim!
Romance sims and
Family sims cannot get along… This is fixable though.
He really likes her…
I try not to change sims’ aspirations but… for Hardy, I will.
Wait till college
Veronica, you’ll have the overwhelming sensation to get married and have
babies.
Oh, Jake, NO!
Lawrence: “Thanks for coming over whilst Gray was distracted by my
twin.”
Wha- When- Lawrence!
Lawrence: “I’m hoping for a cute boyfriend.”
Matchmaker: “Well, with this amount, he’ll be crazy cute!”
Matchmaker: “I see him!”
Justin? Oh hell no.
Lawrence: “Hey, Justin, you’re cool and all, but you’re into my
sister and I’m… I don’t have the same tastes as her-“
He’s basically
saying, go the hell away, Justin!
Second try!
Ooh…
Dang it, black hair.
But… a cute face…
Veronica: “I really like this dog!”
I won’t sugar coat
it, this date didn’t end well…
Lawrence: “God damn it, why aren’t there any good guys around?”
No offence, but why
do you think my last two matriarchs have had wives?
Lawrence: “I thought that was your own preference.”
I… I… Yes…
Hardy is our next
overachiever!
Andrea’s afterlife is
finally catching up to her.
Andrea: “I miss my grandbabies!”
Lawrence: “You missed me getting the overachiever thing didn’t
you?”
… I did, yes. I’ll
admit Lawrence, I’ve been lacking on your department.
Lawrence: “It’s my fault for being the middle child.”
Atwood: “AH GRANDMA!?”
Atwood: “Oops.”
Way to go, Andrea,
you mean bish.
Bronte: “No one is awake, time to sign up for more scholarships.”
Be careful, your
grandma’s around.
Bronte: “She won’t touch me; I’m not the one sleeping in her bed.”
Oh… Yeah, that… makes
sense, actually.
Cherry is addicted to
this guitar.
But it provides some
good music for our skilling Booker brood!
Oh dang, Cherry! You
hit the Zone!
And our second victim
arrives: Andrzej
Harris!
Andrzej: “Hur hur hur.”
Bronte: “My eyes are up here, genius.”
HEY! Hands above the
waist, pal!
Bronte: “I’m gonna miss you, Lawrence, you dweeb.”
Lawrence: “I’m not a dweeb!”
Bronte: “Sure, kiddo.”
Cherry actually puts
her guitar down to say goodbye to Bronte.
Cherry: “Take care at college, my baby.”
Bronte: “I’ll see you later, Momma.”
And the first of the
second generation of Bookers leaves the nest!
See you at college,
Bronte!
Bronte: “OH, COME ON!”
This marks a sad day
in my heart.
Austen and Cherry are
becoming elders.
Austen: “Are you scared?”
Cherry: “Nope! I’m ready to go, aren’t you?”
Austen: “No… But, I think with you, I will be.”
Cherry: “I wish for my babies’ happiness.”
Austen: “Same here. I hope the next heir of this family is a good
choice.”
Cherry goes first!
Cherry: “Oh, back ache! I take it back, I don’t want to grow!”
Too late!
Oh… Mama… that’s an ugly outfit…
And now, Austen goes!
Oi vey…
Andrzej: “Hey, is Bronte still here?”
No, she left for
college about half an hour ago.
Andrzej: “Oh…”
Yeah, you’re in the
dust now, pal.
Still the cutest
couple I’ve ever seen!
Cherry: “My kids can read my diary!”
What’s wrong with
that, there’s nothing too bad in them I hope?
Cherry: “Just their conceptions in very graphic detail.”
CHERRY!
Atwood: “Mama! I become a teenager today!”
Cherry: “I’m so glad; Mommy cannot bend over like this anymore.”
Aww, Austen will be
so sad.
Alone, Atwood?
Atwood: “Nope!”
Now it’s a party!
Bronte’s here and her
outfit is rivalling Auntie Wynne’s for level of inappropriateness.
She is a Romance sim,
I shouldn’t be so surprised.
Atwood: “I wish to be heiress.”
She’s cute, but I
think Bronte’s prettier.
Atwood is a Pleasure
sim and she wants to have fifty 1st dates.
Kill me. Please.
She likes red and
brown hair and dislikes perfume.
She’s just like
Austen, both genders are on the cards.
Bronte: “Now you’re a teenager people can vote on who will become
heir! Finally, you little accident!”
Bronte, what the
hell?
Atwood: “What do you think of my make-over Auntie Wynne?”
Wynne: “It looks good, kiddo. You stand out, for sure.”
… What HAPPENED TO YOU,
ATWOOD!? You wore a pink dress…
Wynne: “This is a weird feeling… You’re old.”
Austen: “This will be you one day.”
Wynne: “Not for a while, thank God.”
Austen: “Your oldest isn’t even a teenager yet, is he?”
Wynne: “Not even close. Yours is in college, isn’t she?”
Austen: “She’s right there, playing the guitar.”
Wynne: “She looks so much like Cherry!”
Austen: “Should I be worried?”
Wynne: “Oh, definitely.”
Austen: “Every Booker must know the game of chess well.”
Atwood: “Mom, I’ve mastered the logic skill…”
Austen vehemently
ignored her daughter.
Austen: “I’ve… forgotten how to play…”
Atwood: “Mom…”
Matchmaker: “You again?”
Lawrence: “Just help me out here, I’m a popularity sim with no
boyfriend!”
Lawrence: “Let him be the perfect fit.”
Matchmaker: “$5,000 please.”
Do you ever feel bad
for ripping people off at all? Just a question.
Matchmaker: “I see him! He’s a perfect match for you!”
No.
Random: “See ya!”
Lawrence: “C’mon! Another try!”
Alright…
Matchmaker: “Maybe you should stop trying to force it?”
Lawrence: “Who’s forcing it?! I just don’t want to be single
anymore! Both my older siblings are either in relationships or seeing people…”
Face one emerges.
Face one: “Look, just skip through this mess of a date, you know it
won’t end well.”
… Ugh, fine.
Face one: “Waste of time.”
Lawrence: “I’m going to die alone.”
You are not,
Lawrence! You’re only a teenager! You have your whole college career to find a
cute guy!
Oh no, this looks
bad.
I also just realised
Jake is only a few days away from passing on…
Austen!
Austen: “Hi, I’d like to retire my dog, Jake.”
And now Jake’s a free
man to sit around in his bed and pee in the dining room.
La-Lawrence, where
are you going?
Lawrence: “Out of here.”
But… but… Your
goodbyes?
Lawrence: “Sayonara, I hope I don’t come back!”
Hardy? You too?
Hardy: “Time to leave. Veronica will be meeting me at the family
house.”
Hardy: “Goodbye parents and shared bedrooms, hello free-will and
woohoo!”
That leaves little
Atwood at home with her two elderly mothers…
Atwood: “Ugh! Why did you have me so late!?”
Cherry: “You are a brute!”
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