Welcome back to The
Literal Booker Legacy! We are finally at generation 8!
A quick recap for
everyone:
So, Yvonne Booker was our beloved founder and she married her college
sweetheart, Andrea Benson. They had two daughters, Wynne (Diana Wynne Jones) and Austen
(Jane Austen).
Austen was chosen as
heiress and she married her high school sweetheart, Cherry Tan. Together they
had four children: Bronte (The Bronte Sisters – Emily, Charlotte, Anne),
Hardy (Thomas Hardy), Lawrence (D.H. Lawrence), and Atwood (Margaret Atwood).
Bronte and Atwood
were tied at the heir poll and Bronte was ultimately chosen by me. Bronte ruled
her generation singlehandedly, giving birth to Ellis (Bret Easton Ellis) and Shelley
(Mary Shelley).
I chose Shelley as heiress and she married her
high school sweetheart, Heath Butler, and they had three children: Angelou (Maya Angelou), Morrison (Toni Morrison), and Baldwin (James Baldwin).
Baldwin won the heir
poll, becoming the first male heir of the legacy! Baldwin married Serdar
Shaikh, who he met at college, and they produced the first all-male generation
– Dickens (Charles Dickens) and Wilde (Oscar Wilde). Unfortunately both Wilde and Dickens were face clones
but Wilde won the heirship anyway.
Wilde married Lilly
Do after having difficulty in finding a wife. Together, Wilde and Lilly brought
another four Bookers into the legacy: Gaiman (Neil Gaiman), Eliot (George Eliot), Du Maurier (Daphne du Maurier), and Ryman (Geoff Ryman), the only alien to appear
in the legacy so far.
Eliot won the
heirship poll by a landslide and she married her college beau, Bruce Shweber.
They had three children, Joyce (James
Joyce), Alcott (Louisa May Alcott),
and Christie (Agatha Christie).
Which brings us to
this chapter, introducing Christie Booker and her fiancé, Blair Thorne, as they
return back to the house to bring in generation 8. Are you ready?
Let’s go!
Christie: “Listen, before we go in and say hi to my parents,
there’s something you need to know. My mum and dad are very… what’s the word?”
Eccentric? Kooky?
Outlandish?
Christie: “Very argumentative…”
Blair: “No problem, I’m sure I can handle a few arguing in-laws.”
Christie: “Eh-heh…”
Bruce: “No, Eliot! I don’t know why the stalk market keeps crashing
on Gray’s Animal Crossing! Why don’t you ask her yourself!?”
Blair: “Oh, my.”
Christie: “I warned you~”
Christie: “Hi, mama!”
Eliot: “Oh, my baby girl is finally home!”
Christie: “Hi, Daddy!”
Bruce: “Don’t you look all grown up!”
Eliot: “Gray?”
Yes, my dear?
Eliot: “I want to argue with Christie.”
Can’t you wait a few
minutes?
Eliot: “Let me think… No.”
Eliot: “Why the HELL are you wearing a green dress with purple
leopard print leggings! Do you have NO sense of fashion or are you blind!?”
Christie: “It’s nice that things never change around here.”
Bruce: “We have missed you, baby girl.”
Eliot: “And who are you?!”
Blair: “I’m Blair… Christie’s fiancĂ©?”
Eliot: “Oh, so, Gray finally forced a redhead in the family in
hopes that it’ll bring the recessive genetics out, huh? Newsflash, Blake-“
Blair: “Blair.”
Eliot: “- It won’t work!”
Christie: “Oh, don’t worry, Penny-bo-Benny! I haven’t forgotten
about my number one girl!”
Bruce: “Ah, I love you, my darling.”
Eliot: “And I you, my snow-tipped yeti.”
Blair: “… What the *bleep*”
Get used to it pal.
They’ve only just reached elderhood too, they’ll be around for a while.
Literally, as soon as
Christie got home, she got a job and then had to go to work the moment the sun
came up.
Christie: “I already hate this.”
Too late, I made my
choice and you’re heiress. Go to work now, please.
Blair: “I could get used to this family if all they do is smustle!”
I CANNOT BELIEVE.
We’re not even into the depths of the first chapter and we have a death!
Penelope, I can’t
believe you’re that old!
Grim: “Gray needs to be more attentive to her simulated pets.”
Listen, pal.
Eliot: “NOOOOOO PENELOPE!”
Eliot is really
devastated. Penelope is the only sim Eliot couldn’t argue with, and I can’t
tell if she regrets that or is thankful for it.
Bruce: “It’s going to be okay, my dear.”
Eliot: “Thank you, honey.”
Enjoying your bath,
El?
Eliot: “I’d enjoy it more if my pig husband wasn’t taking a dump
only a few feet from me.”
What?
Bruce: “I said I’m sorry, Eliot!”
Jesus.
Christ.
Eliot: “Why isn’t Christie doing this?”
Because she’s the
first sim in like 3 generations to roll a LTW for a career and I’m relieved
about it. Just paint your portrait and don’t pretend you’re not flattered by
your own vanity.
Christie: “Guess what! I got a promotion!”
Blair: “That’s amazing! You know what that calls for!?”
A midnight wedding!!
And here is the finished
portrait sitting next to Wilde and Lilly.
Alcott: “Wow, they still have this hunka junk?”
Joyce: “Are you attempting to upstage our own sister on her wedding
day?”
Alcott: “What are you implying!?”
Blair: “I can’t wait to marry you, baby.”
Uh, I don’t think
Christie has to worry about being upstaged. Can we say under-side boob!?
They exchange their
vows and rings.
I really do love how
happy sims look when they get married. It makes me all warm inside.
Blair Thorne takes
Christie’s last name and becomes the fourth Mr Booker to join the legacy.
Alcott looks super
happy for her sister, that’s rather sweet.
Blair: “Ugh, my wife looks so divine in that dress.”
Christie: “Calm down, we still need to cut the cake.”
I don’t think it’s wedding cake that he wants, honey.
Christie and Blair
are rather cute together but my eyes cannot stop staring at Christie’s chest.
What kind of choice for a wedding dress is that!? Who designed such a revealing
dress!?
Aw, it’s all of the
Bookers sitting around the table again!
*sniffle*
Brings a tear to my
eye.
Oh, hey Banana.
Sweet dreams,
audience!
Christie: “Oh yes, I made the right choice in my husband.”
Poor Blair, doing the
dishes on his own wedding day… Night?
*sneakily clicks try for
baby*
There wasn’t a
lullabye but I’m not too fussed, they have plenty of time to have babies. Maybe
it’s best they focus on their careers for now anyway.
It’s a roof raiser!
Bruce: “You look ravishing in that dress today, my dear.”
She looks like
Christmas vomited on her.
Well, as long as
Eliot’s happy, I don’t mind.
Why are you smustling
in the bathroom in your underwear?
Bruce: “Because every time I woohoo it’s a celebration, Gray!”
Yvonne & Andrea: “We don’t claim her.”
Please, please, get a
shower later, Eliot. I beg of you.
Blair: “I can’t believe we’re actually married now! It feels like
we got engaged so long ago.”
Christie: “It really wasn’t that long ago, though, honey. But, the
sentiment still stands.”
PLEASE GET CHANGED
BOTH OF YOU.
Alcott takes a stroll
past the house.
Alcott: “I used to live here.”
Christie: “Go home.”
Blair returns home
from work with Mitch, Dickens’ husband!
Blair: “Congrats on being so smoking hot, Chris.”
Christie: “Uh, my dad’s right behind you…”
Don’t look behind
you, Christie.
Christie: “I’m not falling for that one! Lemme boogie!”
Oh, Christ, here we
go.
Gabriel: “You Bookers need to knock it off! I’m not above burning
this house down.”
Eliot: “Whuh!”
Eliot: “Oh! He wants to go!”
Kick his ass, Eliot!
Eliot: “Listen pal, I maybe be old but that won’t stop me from
beating you down. Get the hell out of my house.”
Gabriel: “Ugh, she isn’t crying!?”
She’s the queen
bitch, Gabriel, you just messed with the wrong sim.
Who are you gossiping
about!?
Eliot: “My old professor.”
Jesus.
Eliot: “Hey Dancers! It’s me,
Dancingstar19, to bring you more insight on how random smustling can actually
improve your life as well as your health! Here’s ten reasons why you should
smustle in your underwear right now!”
Christie brings home
Annabelle! I forgot she was in Politics too. Sorry you won’t be progressing any
further, Annabelle.
Annabelle: “It’s okay, you got rid of my horrible mother-in-law.”
Hey, Atwood was a
crowd favourite.
Because these two are
doing so well in their careers, maybe it’s time to bring in some little
Bookers?
Eliot: “I won’t vote for you, Christie.”
Christie: “Uh, is there something in my policies you don’t agree
with?”
Eliot: “No, I just won’t vote. Cha-ching!”
Eliot: “Ugh, my mother.”
Have these two been
reading Eliot’s blog post about dancing in their underwear?
Christie: “Oh, this is too easy. Maybe my husband should play
instead. He’s got a higher logic skill.”
Bruce: “Now… How do I call Uno?”
Christie: “Daddy, I love you but…”
There we go, a
match-up to rival all match-ups.
Christie: “Let’s just flush away the evidence…”
Whatcha up to?
Christie: “Oh, nooooothing~”
…
The dissonance of
Breliot.
Unfortunately, this
is where we leave the original Bookers as my game exploded into a big ball of
flames.
I could only do what
I could do – I reset my game and started afresh with Bruce, Eliot, Christie,
and Blair. Thankfully nothing too traumatic was lost and I managed to save the
spares of the previous generation – Joyce and Alcott, too, but everyone else
was sacrificed.
This means that from
this moment on, the Bookers won’t be living in the same house and the spares
previous to Joyce and Alcott won’t exist anymore. Good news because it means the
spares updates won’t take as long to do, but bad news because I’m sure a lot of
you were excited to see where the spares were going to go. Don’t worry, the
spares and a few of their kids (my favourites ofc) were saved and will be
popping up in future legacies and challenges!!
So, let’s get back on
with the story… Also, apologies, I’ve installed a new default skin and
eyes *smiles*
Wasn’t hoping to
unveil them until my next challenge but here we are.
First thing’s first –
We gotta get these heir portraits back up on the wall!
Eliot: “And I’m doing it because!?”
Because you have high
creativity skill and Christie’s at work.
Eliot: “I don’t even know these people!”
… Yes, you do.
*nervous laughter*
I kinda cheated a bit
because before the game fireballed, both Blair and Christie were at level 9 of
their careers.
Cut me some slack, I
just lost two years of progress, I need a little cheat here and there to keep
me sane!
Christie: “Somehow I feel like this wasn’t deserved and I’m angry
about it!”
Geez, let me go run
and hide.
Now that these two
have achieved their LTWs and are at the top of their careers, it’s time to get
them to achieve the remaining part of being a Booker heir and spouse.
That means baby
making time!
Bow-chicka-wow-wow!
Blair: “Somehow I feel like I’m living in a place I’ve lived in
before but everything’s different now…”
Whatcha making,
champ?
Blair: “Why are you ignoring my existentialist crisis?”
Because I’ve had
about twenty in the last three weeks, that’s why! Now tell me! What. Are. You.
Making. Champ!?
Blair: “...pancakes.”
Could you two sit
further away?
At least ACR is still
working because otherwise this relationship would be like a cold fish.
Geez Louise, either
Blair’s face just froze or that’s how his face template will always look…
Here she is, Mrs
Mayor of Belladonna Cove!
Blair, in the background: “I’m so proud of my wife.”
These two also had
adorably similar career rewards and if that isn’t true love, then I don’t know
what is.
Christie: “I declare that my first act as mayor is to make sure
that my incredibly handsome husband knows just how much I adore him!”
Hey… Wilde…
Wilde: “Why did you do this to me? Why this hair? Why these
clothes?”
Let’s be honest,
honey, I forgot that you’d be staying on the lot until Christie popped her
first kid out… At least you look like you! My lady was telling me to just use
the random sims that appeared in CAS!
Wilde: “This is unforgivable, really.”
I mean, it’s not so
bad… At least you don’t look like Lilly.
Oh geez.
Lilly: “Wh-what did you do to me…”
Sorry, girl.
Christie: “You missed my first pop.”
I’m SORRY! I was
watching your mother get spooked by your grandmother twice and missing each
one!
Christie: “Success, I’m pregnant!”
Blair: “REALLY!?”
Blair: “This is amazing news, Chris. Imagine how good this will look for your campaign.”
Christie: *person person plus plus*
Christie: “Our little family will be the face of future families in
Belladonna Cove.”
Blair: “I’m pretty sure your family’s been the fact of future
families since your great-great-great-great-great-grandmother Yvonne started
this legacy.”
Christie: “Blair, honey, don’t ruin this for me, please!”
Christie: “Has this man been in my house the whole night?”
Yes.
Christie: “Playing chess?”
Yes.
Christie: “Freak.”
Gabriel: “Somehow I feel like I’ve always been angry at this family
for spying on me!”
Bruce: “You wanna go, buddy!? I’ve seen all of my wife’s ancestors
die and I can damn well do that same to you!”
…
I cannot physically
deal with you two.
Wilde: “Go away pretty boy!”
Blair: “YARGHHHH!”
Bruce: “Now, sonny, I know I’m not the most conventionally
attractive man in the world but there’s no need to scream at me like that.”
Christie: “Oh, you caught this one, huh!”
Yes and now I have commentary:
Honey, that mouth is
doing you no favours.
Christie: “But it’s doing Blair a lot of fa-“
No. This is a family
show.
Wilde: “WHY DO YOU LOOK THE SAME AS YOU DID BEFORE!?”
Eliot: “AAH! The ghost of the sim who was formally my father!”
Eliot: “Jeez, they really hold grudges.”
You’re telling me.
I’m sure these ghosts have been spooking you more than they had been
originally.
Maybe Wilde is just
really angry at you.
And we’ll end this
tumultuous chapter with the fixed line-up of heir portraits!
See, it’s like
nothing was really lost! Just two years of progress, a few dozen sims, and a
large family tree…
Until next time!
Stay safe!
No comments:
Post a Comment